I FELL ASLEEP WHEN I WATCHING THE AVENGERS SO I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ACTUAL LINE IN THE MOVIE THAT I MIGHTVE MISSED SO I TOLD MY SISTER “HEY THERES ONE PART IN THE AVENGERS WHERE *SAYS WHAT THE GIFS SAY*” AND SHES LIKE “OH MY GOD NO WAY” ADN SHE LOOKKED IT UP AND STARTED LAUGHING AND SHES LIKE “ANDY YOU FUCKING CUNT ITS FROM BROTHER BEAR”
before i answer this i’m saying right now that i’m deleting any anon hate that comes up as a result and i don’t care if people are angry that i dislike coulson so don’t stoop to lame-o levels to send me anon hate b/c literally every time i vocalize this i get at least 10 angry messages
what it boils down to is, he’s whedon’s OC and he’s literally getting everything on a silver platter. every character in the mcu “adores” him, he has his own tv show, he’s getting his own comic series set in 616, and he’s the director of shield (despite that being maria hill’s job in 616). i don’t understand why he’s being focused on when he’s literally a bland piece of bread and i’m angry that he’s getting more opportunities than other characters. he’s overrated.
-You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?
-Hell, no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight. I’m following him.